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There was once a preacher in Hyde Park who loudly declared ‘You must love the Lord your God with all your heart’ A heckler in the crowd called out ‘That’s rubbish – science has proved that the human heart is just a pump’ The preacher replied ‘Sir, are you married?’ ‘Yes’, answered the heckler. ‘Then go home and tell your wife you love her with all your pump!’ When the...